“I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.”
“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.”
“A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t.”
“The phrase “working mother” is redundant.”
“Whoever thought up the word “Mammogram”? Every time I hear it, I think I’m supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.”
“I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.”
“Behind every successful woman…… is a basket of dirty laundry”.
“A woman’s rule of thumb: if it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.”
“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”
“Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?”
“Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
“Inside every older lady is a younger lady - - wondering what the hell happened.”
Cora Harvey Armstrong