“I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.”
Janette Barber
“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.”
Carrie Snow
“A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t.”
Rhonda Hansome
“The phrase “working mother” is redundant.”
Jane Sellman
“Whoever thought up the word “Mammogram”? Every time I hear it, I think I’m supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.”
Jan King
“I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.”
Roseanne Barr
“Behind every successful woman…… is a basket of dirty laundry”.
Sally Forth
“A woman’s rule of thumb: if it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.”
Unknown
“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”
Phyllis Diller
“Okay, so God made man first, but doesn’t everyone make a rough draft before they make a masterpiece?”
Courtney Huston
“Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Roseanne Barr
“Inside every older lady is a younger lady - - wondering what the hell happened.”
Cora Harvey Armstrong
